I thought I'd give you a little window into life with a tweenage boy, ready?
Me: Hey Ethan, so this new Call of Duty game you're playing, what's it about?
Is there a town that's been 'nuked' and are you guys running all over it shooting stuff after the war?
Ethan: No, nuketown has nothing to do with Call of Duty.
Then why does is say nuketown on all the stuff, and there's even a missile in the '0'.
And there's a radioactive symbol.
Ethan: Well...yeah. But there wasn't a war.
Me: Then why is it called Nuketown?
Ethan: It's a fake town where they test missiles.
Me: So nuclear missiles blew up everything and now you're running around shooting people?
Ethan: Uh huh.
Me:...isn't that what I said?
Ethan:...(shaking his head and looking at me with pity) It's okay Mom.
The cookies rock.