Ethan: "Bummer Mom."
Me: "Bummer? Why? Did something happen at school?"
Ethan: "No! School's great. I meant, Bummer for you."
Me: "Oh shoot! Did I mess up a cookie?"
Ethan: "No, they're fine. But you ran out of orange."
Me: "I did? Oh no it's almost Halloween!
(jumping up and running to the drawer of colors)
Um....wait, here's orange...and terra-cotta...and electric orange.
No I'm good."
Ethan: "Oh."
Me: "What......*silence*.......seriously Ethan, what?"
Ethan: "Then what's with the funky colored pumpkins?
they're weird...."
Me: "Well, I was trying to be artistic and use fun colors"
Ethan: "...oh......OH!!!!"
Me: (waiting....eyebrows raised)
Ethan: "They're like...Punk Rock Pumpkins!!!
Awesome!"
(well now why didn't I think of that)
