...ahem..
(please sing the following post to the tune of
Beauty School Dropout
from the ever fabulous musical Grease....
thank you, thank you very much)
Beauty School Graduate
Beauty school graduate,
Its graduation day for you.
Beauty school graduate,
Passed your midterms and aced shampoo!
Well you even went and took the time to wash and clean your clothes up,
After spending all that dough to learn just how to put your hair up!
Baby get moving (baby get movin'),
Let's keep your dreams and hopes alive!
What are you proving (what are you provin'),
You've got the dream and you've got the drive!
You went for your diploma, no need for the steno pool.
Pick up your teasin' comb, you're all done with this school!
Beauty school graduate (beauty school graduate),
Hanging around the corner chair.
Beauty school graduate (beauty school graduate),
It's about time you cut some hair!
Well they went and taught you everything,
And you know you're such a looker,
All these customers have come for you,
its time you had a booker!
Baby don't sweat it (don't sweat it),
You are so perfect for this job.
Better forget it (forget it),
She wants her hair cut in a bob!
Now your bangs are curled,
your lashes whirled,
and still the world is new.
Pick up your angel face and get out of this school!
Baby don't blow it,
Don't put my good advice to shame.
Baby you know it,
Eben Dear Abby'd say the same!
Now I've called the shot, get off the block, I really gotta fly!
Gotta be going to that malt shop in the sky!
Beauty school graduate (beauty school graduate),
All done with that school.






